We all know that in order to get ahead you have to play the game and sucking up to management is a big part of it.  If that is something you can't do because of your pride or religious beliefs then sit back and enjoy thirty more years of what you are doing now.

This is the perfect card for someone who earned a promotion based on their ability to "wow the judges" and always seem to be in the right place at the right time.  Even though this card is a nice little jab in the short term, they will be the ones laughing all the way to the bank.